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How to Build a Fish Board People Actually Finish

A board of smoked fish disappears faster than any cheese plate we have ever put out. Here is how much to buy and what to put on it

How much to buy

The honest answer is more than you think. Dried and smoked fish gets eaten steadily across an evening rather than in one rush, so a board that looks generous at eight o'clock is usually bare by ten.

Our rule: about a quarter pound per person if there is other food, half a pound if this is the food.

Ten people or more

For A Big Company

Four pounds of it. This is the set for a birthday, a housewarming or any evening where you stop counting guests after the first dozen

It is also the least stressful way to host — one order, no assembling, nothing to forget

$359

Six to eight people

Good Evening Set

The middle size, and the one we bring most often. Enough range that nobody is stuck with the one thing they do not like

$299

The one that vanishes first

Salty Squid (Dried)

Every board needs something people can keep picking at without thinking about it. This is that thing — long chew, steady salt, no plate required

Buy two. We are serious

$27

For the heat seekers

Spicy Squid with Chili

There is always someone who goes straight for the spiciest thing on the table. Give them somewhere to go, and it keeps the milder pieces for everyone else

$27

Putting the board together

  • Take it out of the fridge twenty minutes early. Cold fat is stiff and mutes the flavour. This one step makes more difference than anything else on this list
  • Give the strong things their own corner. Chilli and smoke travel — keep the delicate slices away from them
  • Put out something plain. Bread, boiled potatoes, plain crackers. It resets the palate between the salty things
  • Refill in halves. A board that is topped up twice reads as generous; one enormous board that empties reads as gone

Feeding a crowd?

Our large sets are built for exactly this — no maths required

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Common questions

How far ahead can I order?

Sealed and refrigerated, everything keeps well past a week — so ordering three or four days ahead is comfortable. We ship early in the week so nothing sits in a depot over the weekend

What if there are leftovers?

Reseal it, press the air out, and refrigerate. Opened smoked fish keeps three to five days; the dried items last much longer. Most things also freeze for up to two months

Is any of it good for people who do not like fish?

Start them on the jerky rather than the sliced fish. The texture is closer to what they expect from a snack, and the smoke reads more like barbecue than like the sea