Services

Build a business that actually sells

Six years of running Smoke It Fish, from a smoker in a garage to a nationwide Shopify store. The same playbook, applied to your business. Remote, worldwide, paid in USD or crypto.

Business Consultation

$500–1,000per session

60–120 min video call, written summary within 48 hours

You bring the problem: a product that doesn't sell, a site that doesn't convert, a launch you're not sure about. I bring six years of doing this with real money on the line. No slides, just what I'd do in your place and why.

  • Pre-call questionnaire so we don't waste the first 20 minutes
  • Live review of your product, pricing, site or channel
  • Written summary with 3–5 concrete next steps
  • One follow-up email round
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Marketing & Analytics Setup

$1,500–2,500one-time

2–3 weeks, remote

Most small food brands run on guesses because the numbers are broken: GA4 counts sales that never happened, email flows sit in draft, nobody knows which product actually pays the rent. I set up the tracking, the email flows and the weekly report we use at Smoke It Fish, on your store.

  • Shopify, GA4 and email tracking audit and fix
  • Klaviyo: welcome, abandoned cart, winback flows written and live
  • Weekly numbers report: revenue, repeat rate, top products, ad spend
  • Product titles and descriptions rewritten for search
  • Handover call and a written playbook
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Business Development Package

$5,000–10,0006–10 weeks

Weekly calls, shared workspace, remote

For a brand that has sales and wants the next step: a second channel, a wholesale line, a product range that makes sense, a plan for the year. I work with you as a fractional partner, not a report writer. Everything we agree on gets built, not just recommended.

  • Audit of sales, margins, product range and channels
  • Positioning and pricing: what to sell, to whom, at what price
  • Product range plan: what to drop, what to add, what to bundle
  • Marketing and analytics setup (the full package above) included
  • Supplier, packaging and logistics introductions where I have them
  • 90-day plan with numbers, then two monthly check-ins
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Franchise Development & Setup

$45,000depending on scope

3–6 months, remote

Build your own smoked-fish brand on our system. Recipes, wood and timing, packaging, site, email, analytics, operations: the whole thing, as we run it, transferred to you

  • Recipes and production process for every product, with training
  • Brand and packaging system, or your own brand built on ours
  • Shopify store, email flows and analytics dashboard set up
  • Operations: sourcing, production schedule, shipping, staff
  • Launch plan and 6 months of support
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Custom Digital / Business Services

Custom quote

Scope agreed on a call

Something that doesn't fit the boxes above: a Shopify build, a data pipeline, a launch in a new market, a second opinion on a deal. Describe it in two lines and I'll tell you whether I'm the right person and what it would cost

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How to pay

Fixed tiers are paid at checkout, in USD or crypto. Ranges mean the price depends on scope: we agree it on a call, then you get an invoice or a payment link. Work starts after payment, 50% upfront on packages over $5,000

  • Card (USD)
  • USDC
  • USDT
  • Bitcoin
  • Ethereum

How it works

  1. Tell me about your businessTwo lines through the form. What you sell, what's not working
  2. We agree the scope and priceA short call. If I can't help, I'll say so and point you elsewhere
  3. Pay and we startCard or crypto. Work begins the week payment lands

Common questions

Do you work outside the US?

Yes. Everything is remote and I work in your time zone for calls

Can I pay in crypto?

Yes: USDT, USDC, Bitcoin or Ethereum

Who am I actually hiring?

Me, personally, as an independent consultant

What if it doesn't work for my business?

The consultation is where we find that out, and it's the cheapest thing on this page. I won't sell you a package

Not sure which one you need?

Write two lines about your business. I'll tell you honestly whether I can help, and which option makes sense

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